March 2012
2 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
February 2012
25 posts
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@Teleflora FAIL, no flowers delivered to my wonderful woman, good thing I had another present for her or I’d be sleeping on the couch tonight.
A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know...
Saira
9-Bits by David Kaneda: Dear... →
9-bits:
Please don’t implement Webkit prefixes. The very idea is absurd, goes against the entire reason for having CSS prefixes, and makes me a sad panda. What happens if/when Webkit decides to change the implementation of -webkit-text-size-adjust? They’re completely in their right to do so, as it’s …
Koch Brothers, Allies Pledge $100 Million At... →
wilwheaton:
At a private three-day retreat in California last weekend, conservative billionaires Charles and David Koch and about 250 to 300 other individuals pledged approximately $100 million to defeat President Obama in the 2012 elections.
I wonder what would happen if these pigfuckers would spend $100 Million to actually improve the lives of the 99%, instead of trying to make themselves...
So close. I still love the Patriots! Great game. Well done gents. Lets get it done next year!
Just need a touchdown and field goal before half time.
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There is birds chirping outside like its spring. Quite frankly, I don’t blame them. I feel like opening the windows to the house when I get home.
January 2012
27 posts
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Sick
And in pain and upset. All I really want is a hug. But then that person would get sick. Ugh…
spontaneously going ice skating at boston common!
booya-grandma:
how cute.
miss this…
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Thought you knew the facts about teenage abortion,... →
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“Why is it that when Republicans and Democrats need to solve the budget and the...”
– Reddit Founder Alexis Ohanian on CNBC. (via wilwheaton)
Upper and lower case letters are named “upper” and...
Interesting…
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Watchgingerbread ale brew-vision
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WatchAlmost done cooking this, then two weeks from now, bottling and enjoying :-)
“The Nissan NV looks like a Dodge Sprinter with downs syndrome.”
– Anonymous
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Why I Hate Android
parislemon:
Why do I hate Android? It’s definitely one of the questions I get asked most often these days. And most of those that don’t ask probably assume it’s because I’m an iPhone guy. People see negative take after negative take about the operating system and label me as “unreasonable” or “biased” or worse.
I should probably explain.
Believe it or not, I actually don’t hate Android. That...