April 2012
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Good weekend!
March 2012
29 posts
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Apparently, even though we don't have a date or...
Jason: yeah dude
Jason: we are having formal at your wedding btw
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So the Beach Boys walk into a bar
Round?
Round?
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
Yeah.
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Sleep deprived...
Ugh, not a good night sleep, I hate it when my better half isn’t here.
Obama for America: Bonnie sent in this letter a... →
barackobama:
Bonnie sent in this letter a few weeks ago. It’s a good reminder of what all of this is about.
I am writing this sitting next to my daughter’s hospital bed at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York. Our daughter Leslie is 22 years old. She graduated from Fordham University with…
“And Mr. Limbaugh, and the rest of you conservatives, if you are using male enhancement drugs, being paid for by your insurance companies, because policies are in place to allow for that to occur, then we are paying for you to have sex, and you should be posting the…uh…the videos…uh…online…nevermind, I don’t even want to finish that thought.”
I...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
